October 24, 2017. The Orange Monster preparing for Halloween.
September 20, 2017. Today The Orange Monster invented a new country, conjoining the name of two countries, Namibia and Zambia, creating the nation of “Nambia.”
August 15, 2017. The Orange Monster sank to a new low today and showed his true colors when he equated the counter-protesters in Charlottesville with the White Supremacists
August 15, 2017. Days after a driver rammed into a crowd in Charlottesville, VA, The Orange Monster retweets a cartoon depicting a train hitting a CNN reporter
July 31, 2017. Today The Orange Monster declared in regard to North Korea “It will be handled. We handle everything.”
June 23, 2017. Asshole
May 25, 2017. in honor of The Orange Monster’s overseas trip.
April 29, 2017. Today marks The Orange Monster’s 100 day in office.
March 24, 2017. Today The Orange Monster’s health care bill dies bigly. He immediately points finger at Democrats.
Mar 16, 2017. Today The Orange Monster proposed budget cuts that will cut the Environmental Protection Agency by 31 percent, the State Department by 28 percent and Health and Human Services by 17.9 percent. Funding to the Legal Services Corporation, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the National Endowment for the Humanities and the National Endowment for the Arts — will be axed entirely.
Feb 22, 2017. Today The Orange Monster ended federal protections for transgender students that instructed schools to allow them to use bathrooms and locker rooms matching their gender identities.
Feb 10 2017. Today The Orange Monster discovers there are limits to executive power after federal courts refuse to reinstate his Muslim travel ban.
Feb 3 2017. Today The Orange Monster began dismantling the financial regulations enacted after the 2008 economic crisis.
Jan 27 2017. Today the Orange Monster signed an executive order banning Muslims from seven countries entry into the United States.
Jan 20 2017. Today the Orange Monster was inaugurated 45th President of the United States. And he devoured a kitten.
Jan 16 2017. Today the Orange Monster prepares to evict the press corps from the White House
Jan 13 2017. Today the Orange Monster declares “The Unaffordable Care Act will soon be history”
Jan 11 2017. Today The Orange Monster gives his first press conference after the election
Jan 10 2017. Today The Orange Monster Names Son-in-Law Jared Kushner as White House Senior Adviser
Jan 6 2017. Today Congress certified The Orange Monster’s electoral college victory